The nightmare before CNY

So... I know I owe you guys a blog post on how Adelaide has been treating me this past week

BUT

that will come in time =)

Instead, this will be about... 

*imagine me saying that in a really spooky, creepy way*

my recent NIGHTMARE

The following was typed just after i woke up. I think it was on... Thursday?

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Gosh.

I just woke up from a nightmare. An EXHAUSTING nightmare!

I mean, when you sleep it’s to rest so you’ll feel all fresh and rejuvenated when you wake up in the morning right?

Well I feel like CRAP right now!

And it was a pretty scary dream too!

I know i don’t usually document my dreams on my blog (some of them are WAY too weird and embarrassing! Haha) but i’m hoping writing it down will help me realize how stupid and un-scary this dream was so i can go back to sleep

So anyway, it started with a “cops chasing robbers” scene.

Then there was this evil girl with really silky long black hair and gray eyes who was running away from them.

She ran into this dark building with loads of high tech machines, and she removed this computer chip from a huge computer. Then, as the cops surrounded her, she did this really cool backflip and burst through the glass door entrance and escaped to... a supermarket.

Up until now, it seemed like some kinda cool movie. Like those spy shows with skinny blonde russian girls right?

Then the supermarket part started and it became... weird.

Maybe coz that was when i entered the picture?

Anyway I think i was a cop or something. A security guard? I was chasing that girl lah. But she’d disappeared! Instead there was this grocery guy at the cashier, with a HUGE pie in front of him.

Yeah, a pie.

I don’t know how, but i knew that girl was inside. I think i had X-ray vision or something.

So anyway i bashed open the pie and she jumped out and I began chasing her around the shopping mall. Then suddenly my brother (the youngest) was running with me, and we were running AWAY from her

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So anyway I had this gun, which i kept firing at her but she kept coming and coming! And i know it was a dream, but she felt so evil! And she was so irritating! I was firing at her head point blank, and she just wouldn’t die! And she kept saying “Missed! Aaahh you missed again. And again!” and “Do you even know how to reload that thing?” (I did by the way. Which was kinda cool =D )

Anyway I got so so so angry! So i grabbed this huge sharp butcher knife from a stall nearby and threatened to slash her, but then SHE grabbed a knife and started chasing me and my brother again.

Then we came to a computer room, which looked a bit like an Ikea showroom. There were lots of squishy fat tables, and the weird thing was that there were lots of  orange-colored ruffles everywhere (like... party ruffles made from sugar paper. You know?)

Kinda like that.

Anyway.

Somehow the floor was super smooth and i just slid (like seriously, he just glided over the floor! No friction!) my brother under a table to hide him. Here comes the insulting part. When *I* tried to slide under a table, I got stuck!

Is my brain trying to tell me something subconsciously? Haha

Anyway she spotted the upper half of my body sticking out, so she came running after us and i had to slide my brother out from under the table so that we could run away again.

Then (and this is the weird part) we reached the meat section of the shopping mall, and (my weapons having disappeared mysteriously) I grabbed a string of nearby sausages (smart move huh) and swung it around my head like some kinda cowboy lasso to intimidate her.

And the weirdest part? It worked! She got so scared (only god knows why) the tables were turned and now (my brother disappeared at this point too i think) I was the one chasing her again.

So anyway we reached cashier again, and again she disappeared into that stupid gigantic pie.

I smashed the pie and stamped on her until she was like... flat.

Which sounds disgusting, i know. But she was evil! And she became a poster spread on the floor, so it’s not like i REALLY squashed her or anything right? She was already flat, like... paper

I think the cashier was her boyfriend. 

Coz he started crying, like REALLY crying when he saw her as flat as a pancake. And the whole supermarket was starting to get flooded. As in the water (his tears, EWW) was up to my ankles.

And that’s when I woke up.

Phew.

Okay i’m not a nervous wreck anymore.

I mean, that girl’s been squashed flat, and drowned in tears.

Right?

=)

*after re-reading the above*

Man i wish i didn't have such strange, disturbing dreams.

BUT

I think there's an explanation for it


See

On the tram that day, there was this really pretty girl with black hair and gray eyes. Maybe i was subconsciously jealous of her, hence making her the evil person in my dream? =)  Haha... very possible.

And the supermarket part -- well, i've been going to the supermarket here practically EVERYDAY. So that explains the venue.

And as for the crying cashier boyfriend?

Well. I blame it on all the watermelon i've been eating.

=)

P.S  In case you didn't know, the title's my take on the movie Nightmare Before Christmas haha

P.P.S.  I want an iPod

P.P.P.S. Backstreet Boys songs are so great. Corny, but great  =)